No and not particularly. I’m repelled by the physical process of pregnancy. It’s horrific if you think about it, isn’t it? Another creature inside of you, hijacking your body for its own needs, stretching your skin, squashing your organs, leaving you nauseous and bloated and increasingly debilitated before ripping its way out of your most sensitive organs skull-first. If my Wombsbane ever failed me I would be off to the midwives for a potion to force my womb to void itself as soon as I realised my mistake. If any man wanted my baby he’d have to find a way to carry it himself! Pregnancy is a terrible curse to inflict on any woman you love.

Children can be sweet, don’t get me wrong, but I’d rather dandle someone else’s child and give them back once they become fussy.